Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard Video

The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.

I bought this thing ...
I bought this thing. It is the most amazing laptop thing ever. You just click click click and I'm typing on this thing right now. Thanks, The Onion, for introducing me to this awesome machine*&*&#&**&@*&@*&@(*@*(@*(@*(@(*@*(@*(@*(@*(@*(@*(@*(@(**((*@(*@*(@*( aah now look what the? flippen' wheel thing did bah.

Lol I love the? ...
Lol I love the? ending to this video

Apparently you? ...
Apparently you? people don't know what the onion news is lol.

"They are already ...
"They are already hard at work on the next generation of the macbook wheel that will be four? ounces lighter, due to its lack of screen, harddrive or wheel"

But? funny
But? funny

Fake?
Fake?

I did read the ...
I did read the comment? before I wrote it down.....and I didn't have to read the comments to know this was fake....rly? -_-

haha! first? i ...
haha! first? i thought it was real? lol :D

Some of those? ...
Some of those? commonly used sentences aren't

You're? dumb
You're? dumb

Wheel + voice ...
Wheel + voice recognition? software will kick ass. Wheel by itself =weak

wow, is it so hard? ...
wow, is it so hard? to press a button apple?

@98simpsons are you ...
@98simpsons are you mentally defunct? I seriously hope you're not being genuine and you're just? trolling....

Lol everything you ...
Lol everything you need is just a? FEW HUNDRED clicks away XD

Stupid Microsoft ...
Stupid Microsoft fanboy, this is the biggest revolution our world has ever known! Keyboards are obsolete!?

this is fake guys!! ...
this is fake guys!!! OMG? why cant u people understand that ONION NEWS is just trying to be funny!!!! u guys take everything seriously!!!

did he say 45 min ...
did he say 45 min to send one txt wow everyone that wants one is a stupid? ass

He means that ...
He means that Onion? news network is a fake news network. This is not a real product. You are oblivious. Satire. Look it up.

Actually he's just ...
Actually he's just p**sed off because you're retarded. I think you're retarded too. You shouldn't talk to people. You? say stupid things.

lmfao!!!! got to ...
lmfao!!!! got to love the? internet

well sorry ya fat ...
well sorry ya fat piece of s**t. this was too stupid for me to check. so why dont you shut-up and go f**k yerself. oh yeah you shouldnt have hope for the human race, it's basically gone since a*****es like you spend your time trying too hurt others instead of doing something with your life. lemme guess, you're extremely overweight, live with your mom, and have? been single your whole life? part of that has gotta be right. so anyways, I hope you die. good bye :)

hmm better keep ...
hmm better keep quiet before a*****es correct you, look at the top comment? -_-

OMMGGG I? want one ...
OMMGGG I? want one)))))

what? a pain to ...
what? a pain to type... :P

Lack of screen ...
Lack of screen harddrive and wheel... Lol?

This was posted in ...
This was posted in 2009... and this is Onion News which is fake and meant to be funny. I hope you're either being sarcastic, or joking, if not... then there goes another god? damn f**king piece of s**t who again makes me have no hope for the human race which doesn't do a god damn thing it's f**king supposed to.

Unfortunately this ...
Unfortunately this is the foreshadow of the types of directions that Dumbass cooke wants to drive apple towards. He's the CIA insurgent hired by Microsoft to sabotage apple's marketing so that Microsoft's stock on selling their broken and? unreliable software worldwide as a success. Internet flame wars begin in 3, 2, 1............

If? this is real ...
If? this is real then this was a stupid idea on Steve jobs part